… in One Sentence (and How Not To)

WG casting… That magical, nerve-wracking ritual where your entire personality is judged in thirty minutes, usually over a cup of suspicious tea. One wrong sentence, and poof: your dream flat is gone.

Here’s a guide to the classics: what will instantly ruin your chances, and how to phrase it better if you still want in.

1. The “I Don’t Really Do Chores” Confession

Wrong: “I don’t really do dishes, but I have strong opinions about music volume.”
Better: “I usually keep my things tidy and am happy to share cleaning duties.”

Yes, honesty is great… but some honesty is better left unsaid on the first impression.

2. The Socially Oblivious Statement

Wrong: “Wait, you mean we’re supposed to talk to each other?”
Better: “I love hanging out, but I also value quiet nights.”

A WG isn’t just furniture. It’s a social contract. You don’t want to seem like you’re auditioning for hermit of the year.

3. The “I’m Just Visiting” Excuse

Wrong: “I usually just crash here and there, hope that’s fine.”
Better: “I’d love to be a reliable flatmate – I value shared spaces and routines.”

This one screams “temporary chaos,” which is the fastest way to get shown the door.

4. The Rent Question Disaster

Wrong: “So… who’s paying the rent again?”
Better: “I’m comfortable with my share of the rent and bills — can we clarify how you usually handle it?”

Financial confusion is a red flag. Show that you’ve got your adulting pants on.

5. The Personal Quirk Overshare

Wrong: “I only eat cereal from the mug, and I don’t clean it.”
Better: “I have my quirks, but I try to keep shared spaces respectful.”

Yes, we all have weird habits. Just don’t lead with them.

6. Bonus: The “Too Honest, Too Fast” Gambit

Nothing kills a WG casting like over-explaining your flaws, your emotional history, or your Spotify drama. Keep it breezy, confident, and yes — slightly mysterious.

Bottom Line

WG castings are short, judgmental, and full of tiny pitfalls. One sentence can ruin it. But the right energy, a little tact, and respect for shared space? That’s how you turn a casting into a match.

And if you want to skip the awkward auditions entirely, heyroom can help. We match you with roommates who actually fit your vibe – so your next casting feels less like a survival test and more like finding the flat you were meant to love.